Thanksgiving Tribute, according to Jon Stewart.......

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house. We had an enormous feast; and then I killed them and took their land."

Totally unrelated topic from the above....from Groucho Marx. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Finally, again unrelated to any of the above....from Robert C. Gallagher....."Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

All three quotes, above, appear in Richard Lederer's article, appearing within the 9-17-2022 edition of the San Diego Union Tribune.